I went on a business trip this weekend. For most people, business trips equal dressing nice, going to meetings, and maybe getting a drink or two with colleagues. Business trips for me mean drinking, drinking, eating, and then more drinking. Saturday morning, Mindy and I headed to Nashville for the Music City Brewer's Fest.
Mindy's drinking outfit. Notice the PBR hat and arm band. (She had some very interesting tan lines thanks to that arm band.)
Lucky for us, our Nashville friend Haley just happened to be working the brew fest so we got to catch up with her.
Yes. I am wearing my hat backwards. It is my new favorite way to wear it.
After the Brew fest, we went in search of some aloe for my poor burnt red head. We stopped by our hotel real quick, where Mindy's drunk ass disappeared into the bathroom.
I found out later that she was having her own personal facebook photo shoot.
After this, we went to find my boss and his wife who were also in town for the brew fest. We found them at a redneck little karaoke bar. We saw these two guys perform "Walking in Memphis" and "Ice, Ice Baby." It was pretty amazing.
On our way back home to Knoxville today, we stopped at pretty much every antique store on I-40. We found this awesome PBR mirror and got Mindy some cute bandanas. Now we are home and exhausted.
How was your weekend?
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Super Important Business Trip
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Thursday, July 26, 2012
Mindy's 30th Birthday Bonanza
Yesterday was Mindy's 30th birthday. I know you all probably thought she was 15 because she looks so damn young. I managed to pull off a surprise party, which is a pretty big feat because I am horrible at keeping secrets.
This was about 5 minutes (and 3 shots) in to her party. If you can't tell, there was a Red Sox theme.
Birthday shots!! Mindy is taking a shot of 360 Glazed Donut vodka. It was so fucking good and you should try it right now.
I'm pretty sure she had the best birthday ever.
This was about 5 minutes (and 3 shots) in to her party. If you can't tell, there was a Red Sox theme.
Birthday shots!! Mindy is taking a shot of 360 Glazed Donut vodka. It was so fucking good and you should try it right now.
I'm pretty sure she had the best birthday ever.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
20SB Blog Swap: Childhood Summer vacation
Today we have a guest post from Melissa who blogs over at My PB+J. We are all talking about our childhood summer vacation memories. You can find my story over on her site.
Hey everyone! My name is Melissa and I live in the Northern County of sunny San Diego. My blog is mostly about My PB+J, also known as my two-year-old daughter Payton, my nine-month-old son Brayden and my hubby of five years Jimmy. It hasn't quite hit the high temps here but since it's summer I thought I'd share one of my favorite family vacation memories.
As school would get out it was time for our family to pack our 1988 station wagon and head up highway 395 to Mammoth Lakes. My Dad complaining that we were leaving way later than he had expected as he was tying down the boat while I was noming on frozen green grapes and my sister captain crunch in the back seat. We took turns playing our travel sized games and of course asked, 'are we there yet' enough to bug the shit out of our parents. As we made the scenic yet boring drive we ended up at our usual camping spot at Twin Lakes five hours later.
Our days were filled with fishing in my parents paddle boat. My Dad who loves to fish spent most of the time baiting, casting and fixing crossed lines vs. actually setting some bait of his own into the gorgeously green-blue waters. We'd duck our heads as we paddled under the bridge and then made our way to our site. My sister and I got this brainy idea that we would take the boat out on our own, of course, without telling our parents what we were up to. We quickly got stuck on stringy moss, I climbed out into the chilly water and went to fetch Dad for help while she sat helpless in the boat screaming . Trips to the general store were a must and where my parents dear friends could always be found. We'd pick-up a lollipop, a pack of Dr. Pepper gush gum and a can of cold soda. On our last night we'd get one hot shower after a week of roughing it and soon we would be back in our driveway in Murrieta.
Camping was and will always be where my heart is during the summer months. In my adult years we have only been once seven years ago and I miss it terribly. There of course are so many stories and memories of our trips. I anticipate the day where my sister and I can bring our families together for a camping trip; complete with our Dad's peach cobbler, of course!
Do you have a favorite camping memory?
xo -
Hey everyone! My name is Melissa and I live in the Northern County of sunny San Diego. My blog is mostly about My PB+J, also known as my two-year-old daughter Payton, my nine-month-old son Brayden and my hubby of five years Jimmy. It hasn't quite hit the high temps here but since it's summer I thought I'd share one of my favorite family vacation memories.
As school would get out it was time for our family to pack our 1988 station wagon and head up highway 395 to Mammoth Lakes. My Dad complaining that we were leaving way later than he had expected as he was tying down the boat while I was noming on frozen green grapes and my sister captain crunch in the back seat. We took turns playing our travel sized games and of course asked, 'are we there yet' enough to bug the shit out of our parents. As we made the scenic yet boring drive we ended up at our usual camping spot at Twin Lakes five hours later.
My sister, Lindsay, and I would go adventure while my parents would set up
camp. We always came back and hung our heads in embarrassment that our parents
were still rocking the 1960's army green canvas tent vs. the nice colorful vinyl
ones. My dad would make sure everything was setup and then he would make the
best camp food. My all-time fav was his peach cobbler, I am drooling right now
thinking about it. As the sun was setting we would anticipate the s'more making
and soon it was bedtime. One thing that is very common in the Sierra Nevada
mountains are bears. That first evening we heard some scuffling within our site,
my Dad whispering to stay quiet and not to make a move. The cool, crisp morning
was upon us, waking to the sound of my parents coffee boiling and to find my Dad
up cleaning the mess from the night before. The bear had a hay-day with our
site. The igloo had been gently opened without a scratch yet the brown bear dug
deep for a bottle of Hershey's syrup to which he pressed his sharp nails in,
guzzled some and squirted it all around.
Our days were filled with fishing in my parents paddle boat. My Dad who loves to fish spent most of the time baiting, casting and fixing crossed lines vs. actually setting some bait of his own into the gorgeously green-blue waters. We'd duck our heads as we paddled under the bridge and then made our way to our site. My sister and I got this brainy idea that we would take the boat out on our own, of course, without telling our parents what we were up to. We quickly got stuck on stringy moss, I climbed out into the chilly water and went to fetch Dad for help while she sat helpless in the boat screaming . Trips to the general store were a must and where my parents dear friends could always be found. We'd pick-up a lollipop, a pack of Dr. Pepper gush gum and a can of cold soda. On our last night we'd get one hot shower after a week of roughing it and soon we would be back in our driveway in Murrieta.
Camping was and will always be where my heart is during the summer months. In my adult years we have only been once seven years ago and I miss it terribly. There of course are so many stories and memories of our trips. I anticipate the day where my sister and I can bring our families together for a camping trip; complete with our Dad's peach cobbler, of course!
Do you have a favorite camping memory?
xo -
Melissa
the first fish I caught, age four.
circa 1986
Monday, July 16, 2012
Different Strokes...
So we all know that ridiculously absurd things happen at my job, right? It just comes with the territory.
Mindy's job is a bit different. You see, she works doing accounting for an unnamed place. Her coworkers all love Jesus and the Vols a little too much. The other day one of Mindy's coworkers admitted to having 1 glass of wine, in front of her child. The other women in Mindy's office lectured her for hours.
Sunday we hung out with a few of my coworkers. Here are some quotes about their weekend.
"I had to go to mass with my parents this morning. I had to leave mid mass to puke in the church bathroom."
"I was in the car and there was nowhere to puke. So I just leaned forward and vomited in my boobs"
"Let's take Mich Ultra shots."
Monday morning, Mindy and her coworkers were discussing their weekend. Here are some quotes about their weekend.
"I put my cat in a stroller and took it on a walk."
" My husband accidentally tooks my keys when he went to work. I ended up missing church."
Mindy doesn't discuss her personal life with her coworkers. She doesn't think that they could handle it.
Mindy's job is a bit different. You see, she works doing accounting for an unnamed place. Her coworkers all love Jesus and the Vols a little too much. The other day one of Mindy's coworkers admitted to having 1 glass of wine, in front of her child. The other women in Mindy's office lectured her for hours.
Sunday we hung out with a few of my coworkers. Here are some quotes about their weekend.
"I had to go to mass with my parents this morning. I had to leave mid mass to puke in the church bathroom."
"I was in the car and there was nowhere to puke. So I just leaned forward and vomited in my boobs"
"Let's take Mich Ultra shots."
Monday morning, Mindy and her coworkers were discussing their weekend. Here are some quotes about their weekend.
"I put my cat in a stroller and took it on a walk."
" My husband accidentally tooks my keys when he went to work. I ended up missing church."
Mindy doesn't discuss her personal life with her coworkers. She doesn't think that they could handle it.
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Apparently, I'm a Hippie
Mindy and I bought a Prius tonight. Did you guys know that car shopping is the most awful thing ever? It's stressful and hard to make decisions. Also it takes a long time to fill out all that paperwork.
After buying the Prius, I came to the harsh realization that I am becoming a hippie. It's so bad that I am pretty sure I have to dread my hair. I'm not really sure of the hippie protocol. Do I really have to listen to jam bands?
See, we started gardening a few years back. That was step 1. Then we started composting and recycling. That is step 2. Oh and we got a rain a barrel. Step 2.5. A couple of months ago we joined the CSA of a local farm and get all of our meat and eggs from them. ( Don't ever watch any food documentary that shows where the grocery store meats come from. Oh or the ones in fast food. Have I mentioned that I don't eat fast food either now? Those documentaries ruined my life)
And now this Prius has just pushed me over the edge to tree-hugging hippiedom.
But I really don't care, this mutherfuckin' car gets crazy good gas mileage.
After buying the Prius, I came to the harsh realization that I am becoming a hippie. It's so bad that I am pretty sure I have to dread my hair. I'm not really sure of the hippie protocol. Do I really have to listen to jam bands?
See, we started gardening a few years back. That was step 1. Then we started composting and recycling. That is step 2. Oh and we got a rain a barrel. Step 2.5. A couple of months ago we joined the CSA of a local farm and get all of our meat and eggs from them. ( Don't ever watch any food documentary that shows where the grocery store meats come from. Oh or the ones in fast food. Have I mentioned that I don't eat fast food either now? Those documentaries ruined my life)
And now this Prius has just pushed me over the edge to tree-hugging hippiedom.
But I really don't care, this mutherfuckin' car gets crazy good gas mileage.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Stupid punk ass kids
I hate a thief.
Our bicycles were stolen a few days ago from our backyard. We have since discovered that several of our neighbors have had shit stolen recently as well. Lucky for us, we know exactly who is doing it.
An off duty cop lives down the street from one of our friends in the neighborhood and he saw the kids walking down the street with her bikes and called them out on it. They dropped one of the bikes and ran off. Stupid punk ass kids. It is just so aggravating that they feel like they can take stuff that they didn't work for at all.
I walked around the neighborhood with Merlin and we spoke to several people, informing them of the situation. About 80% of them had stuff stolen in the past couple of weeks too. It's like a mini crime spree.
Next time I see them I am calling the cops.
Hope your week has been better than mine.
Our bicycles were stolen a few days ago from our backyard. We have since discovered that several of our neighbors have had shit stolen recently as well. Lucky for us, we know exactly who is doing it.
An off duty cop lives down the street from one of our friends in the neighborhood and he saw the kids walking down the street with her bikes and called them out on it. They dropped one of the bikes and ran off. Stupid punk ass kids. It is just so aggravating that they feel like they can take stuff that they didn't work for at all.
I walked around the neighborhood with Merlin and we spoke to several people, informing them of the situation. About 80% of them had stuff stolen in the past couple of weeks too. It's like a mini crime spree.
Next time I see them I am calling the cops.
Hope your week has been better than mine.
Thursday, July 5, 2012
Urban Bar Shenanigans
My work is a strange place.
Sometimes when I am at work, I find my employees elbow deep in a crotchless unitard.
What is the weirdest thing that has happened at your job?
Sometimes when I am at work, I find my employees elbow deep in a crotchless unitard.
What is the weirdest thing that has happened at your job?
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Mountin' Mean: Volume 1
I just woke up from a nap and I am drinking a Red Bull.
I got up at 8 this morning to go to taxidermy class. Keep in mind that I didn't get off work until 4 a.m. and I am not a morning person. However, I basically leapt out of bed this morning because I was so excited.
Today, I learned how to 'flesh' the face of a deer. It is a pretty delicate process because you don't want to cut through the skin, just remove all the meat.
My taxidermist, Mark, is hilarious. He is sarcastic like me and enjoys grossing Mindy out.
After taking the appropriate measurements, I had to flip the deer inside out.
I was cutting the cartilage around the ear.
These are the antlers for my deer.
According to Mindy, I smelt pretty bad afterwards. Also, I had fleshy bits stuck to my shirt. I chose an aggressive pose for my deer head. I have to order the form this week and will post a picture as soon as it arrives.
How did you all spend your Sunday?
I got up at 8 this morning to go to taxidermy class. Keep in mind that I didn't get off work until 4 a.m. and I am not a morning person. However, I basically leapt out of bed this morning because I was so excited.
Today, I learned how to 'flesh' the face of a deer. It is a pretty delicate process because you don't want to cut through the skin, just remove all the meat.
My taxidermist, Mark, is hilarious. He is sarcastic like me and enjoys grossing Mindy out.
After taking the appropriate measurements, I had to flip the deer inside out.
I was cutting the cartilage around the ear.
These are the antlers for my deer.
According to Mindy, I smelt pretty bad afterwards. Also, I had fleshy bits stuck to my shirt. I chose an aggressive pose for my deer head. I have to order the form this week and will post a picture as soon as it arrives.
How did you all spend your Sunday?
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