Petting Ostriches is the Best drug

Just now at my bar.

I was sitting in the employee area with one twin, Emily.  Emily tells me that she is excited about going to the fair on Monday.

"Mom, Dad, me and Denise are
going to all go together."

"Do your parents like having grown

children that act like 10 year olds?"

"What are you talking about? We're
going to go the petting zoo and see
the little bunny farm."

Then the other twin, Denise comes and sits down. I decide to prove my point further.

"Hey Denise. Are you excited

about going to the fair on Sunday?"

 

"Fuck yeah. I'm excited. The petting

 zoo is going to be awesome."

Emily starts laughing.

"Something is seriously

 wrong with you two."

 

"You get to feed the Ostrich. It's like a rush

because it will peck at you. It's the best drug."