Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Abusing Myself.

Guys, I am in an abusive relationship...with myself.

I have a bruise and scratch on every appendage right now. It's getting pretty ridiculous.

It all started Sunday. My dear friend, Meg, got married. I was at the wedding venue all day helping get stuff set up and making sure that Meg got ready in time.



      Right before this is when I first injured myself. See, I was walking into the changing room, but no one had warned me that the changing room door had been cursed by a demon. It stopped mid opening and the door handle impaled my hip. I doubled over in pain. It was awful. Now I have one of those gnarly black and pink bruises that hurts every time anything ever happens.

I also have a mystery, invisible bruise on my right arm. I can't see it, but I can feel it hiding there underneath my skin.

Last night, I crashed my bicycle....in to Mindy's bicycle. Now I have a gross looking scratch/bruise on my ankle and another scratch/bruise on my arm.

I don't know how to break this cycle of violence.
Posted by Ally Gregory-Moore at 8:11 AM
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12 comments:

  1. Stop, back up. The only point to all this is simple: you are wearing a dress....a girly one.

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    1. LOL She wears dresses all the time, goof. They look good on her, huh?

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    1. Not your fault Andrew. It's all Meg's fault. lol

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  3. I impaled myself on that door too. Stupid door. P.S. You looked beautiful. And P.P.S. Thank you!!!

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  4. I was going to give you some advice on how to stop hurting yourself but the grapefruit-sized bruise on my right hip just told me to shut up, slut.

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  5. Feel better soon! And maybe walk a little slower through doors. :)

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  6. I wake up with scratches on my back all the time from myself. I do it in my sleep. Awesome.

    Let me know if you need me to take that door out. I will mess it up real good.

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    1. I think I punch myself in the shin during my sleep. I always have bruises there.

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