So remember my coworker Maryssa?
She is a constant source of amusement for the entire bar staff. She just says the weirdest shit all the time and we can't help but laugh.
The other night after work, we were sitting around and for some reason the topic of public restrooms came up. They were discussing how they don't like to use public restrooms, I think.
Anyways, Maryssa bursts out with "I love to pee in public. I pee as hard as possible just so everyone will know that I'm not scared."
After the laughter had subsided...
"Umm, when I hear people peeing loudly, I don't think 'Man, that woman is brave!'"
"Oh I definitely do. I'll challenge you to a contest right now."
We all pretty much died laughing.
What the fuck? I have definitely never been challenged to a peeing contest before. I thought only guys did that.
So what is your opinion on public restrooms? lol
Poor Maryssa. I don't know why she tells you anything.
ReplyDeleteWhen I hear someone peeing loudly I think "They pee like a cow." Every time.
ReplyDeleteOne time I told my friend "wow you really had to go" but it wasn't my friend, she had finished and was at the sink and dying laughing. Poor lady in the stall next to me.
ReplyDeleteThe only time I've ever actively tried to pee with force was the first time I peed in the woods, and then I was trying to make sure that it stayed away from my shoes.
ReplyDeleteI always end up farting
ReplyDeleteI always end up farting
ReplyDeleteI'm a really big gal, so I have to scout out which stall is wide enough for me. Sometimes I have to use the handicapped stall, because I can't fit in any of the other ones. The positions I have to wriggle myself into, in order to reach to wipe, well let's just say, it's a good thing I'm flexible!!!
ReplyDeleteI drink so much water/coffee/tea that I've had to lose my fear/hate for public restrooms. They are my second home.
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