Except that it has continued to be super senstive to the weirdest things brushing against my hand. Normally, I would just ignore it. However, I was super paranoid that there might be a brain growing in my hand. Plus, I barely touched the door jamb yesterday and it has been super sore ever since.
I know that sounds crazy, but let me explain.
When I was in high school, my father injured his hand in a similar way. He ignored it too. Until months passed and it was still bothering him. And he was starting to lose movement of his thumb. No good. He finally goes to the doctor and they tell him that he has a tumor, caused by the trauma and they need to remove it. He gets it removed and they biopsy it. He definitely had a mass of brain tissue growing in his hand.
You will all be relieved to know that I don't have a brain growing in my hand. It is just still bruised and never healed because I never let it rest and heal. Duh. Also, this is the same thumb that I injured a couple years ago. I smacked a coworker's ass, but I hit their ass bone instead and it tore the ligaments around the base of my thumb, so my shit was already messed up.
My Friday night improved after the doctor's office because Mindy and I went to IHOP.
|I got chocolate chip pancakes because I am a fucking adult and I can do what I want.|
What's your weirdest injury story?