So we all know that ridiculously absurd things happen at my job, right? It just comes with the territory.
Mindy's job is a bit different. You see, she works doing accounting for an unnamed place. Her coworkers all love Jesus and the Vols a little too much. The other day one of Mindy's coworkers admitted to having 1 glass of wine, in front of her child. The other women in Mindy's office lectured her for hours.
Sunday we hung out with a few of my coworkers. Here are some quotes about their weekend.
"I had to go to mass with my parents this morning. I had to leave mid mass to puke in the church bathroom."
"I was in the car and there was nowhere to puke. So I just leaned forward and vomited in my boobs"
"Let's take Mich Ultra shots."
Monday morning, Mindy and her coworkers were discussing their weekend. Here are some quotes about their weekend.
"I put my cat in a stroller and took it on a walk."
" My husband accidentally tooks my keys when he went to work. I ended up missing church."
Mindy doesn't discuss her personal life with her coworkers. She doesn't think that they could handle it.
I'd hate to get kicked out of my nerdy accounting club for having too much fun.
ReplyDeleteYou could start your own club. A club within a club.
DeleteI love you so much for this comment!
Deletethey definitely don't want to hear about my weekend.
ReplyDeleteThey definitely do not.
DeleteHahahha. Your coworkers win.
ReplyDeleteYes. They do win the award for vomiting in the worst places.
DeleteI'm an accountant, and my coworkers are more like yours, Ally. Maybe Mindy should come work with me. - Hannah
ReplyDeleteHannah. Mindy is not coming to live with you. Get over it.
DeleteWait? I have the option to live with Hannah?
DeleteTaking a cat for a stroll is pretty much just as exciting as sneaking out to puke in the middle of mass :)
ReplyDeleteYeah, I don't really discuss my personal life at work, either. I like to keep it mysterious. I do talk about my cat, though, but I do not have a stroller for her!
What kind of person gets a stroller for their cat?
DeleteMindy's coworkers would probably have a heart attack if they ever ventured onto my block... Wine in front of the children? That ain't nothin'...
ReplyDeleteThat's what I am saying. They don't even know.
DeleteMy work conversations are much more like your work conversations and I work at a law firm ha ha. No one goes to church every weekend and we go out Thursday night for drinks.
ReplyDeleteGod help you Mindy. He will will help you if you put a cat in a stroller.
She did talk about getting one for the dog the other day. This is how it starts.
DeleteI would love Mindy's job. My favorite thing to do in my spare time is to talk about people I don't like. I laugh, my friends laugh, we all laugh. I would turn into a freaking comedienne if I worked there.
ReplyDeleteApparently the majority of the accountants are like her coworkers.
DeleteThat's definitely for the best. She needs to tape record this business. I think her work is more absurd than yours. The things at your job seem totally normal to me.
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog through the 20SB Blog Swap, and I love it!! Great stories!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Mindy's coworkers are super nice people, but your coworkers sound much more like my crowd.
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