Since Chicago is for fucking ever away from Knoxville, there was plenty of car time for me to annoy Mindy to death.
We get stuck on this one conversation about what we would do if we had a bajillion dollars.
My newest dream purchase is a miniature cow that is bred to have the markings of a panda.
These extra special awesome mini cows cost $40000. Look at that face!!
What would Mindy do with a bajillion dollars?
Buy a mountain and have my face carved into the side of it like Mount Rushmore.
What. The Hell.
Exactly how much is a bajillion? How many zeroes is that? I have to know how much it is to know what I would do with it.
ReplyDeleteA bajillion zeroes...
DeleteMindy is so sweet. You'd buy a panda cow and she would memorialize your face. (That animal in the picture is technically a bull calf, not a female... minor details).
ReplyDeleteI'd buy a Swiss Family Robinson house in the tropics. And a Thing (the hand from the Addams family) because its both creepy and entertaining.
I appreciate the clarification. And I like your ideas.
DeleteOh I just want a panda... that can skateboard... bajillion dollars well used! :) Love Elle xo
ReplyDeleteMoney well spent indeed.
Deletei like that cow. i would probably buy a huge farm and rescue all the animals in shelters and bring them to my farm to live.
ReplyDeleteThat is very generous of you.
DeleteI think having a bajillion dollars would depress me. Struggling can be fun. I have to rid myself of that mentality. It's setting me up to be forever poor.
ReplyDeleteIt never hurts to have outlandish fantasies.
DeleteAw, so sweet! <3
ReplyDeleteA bajilion dollars for me = a baby sloth, a serum to keep that sloth a baby, some cool cars and an admissions letter to Hogwarts. If you don't know what a baby sloth looks like, google it; life changed.
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