The Adventures of Quack

This Friday Mindy graduates with her Associates in Accounting. In June she starts on her Bachelor's. I am super proud of her. Her graduation present from me came in the mail today. I got her a brand new fancy digital camera. After she got her present, she gave me a strange look and said "I got you a graduation present too." I was confused since she is the one graduating. However, since she is super sweet she got me a present for being such a supportive wife.

My present is so awesome.

Meet Quack the Ripper. You can't see from this picture but he is holding a miniature knife in his other wing. Yes those are duck body parts strewn about. For those not following me on Facebook, I recommend random strange taxidermy I find on the internet as presents that Mindy can get me. I have suggested Quack 3 times. Apparently, she bought him the first time.

We decided to take Quack on a tour of downtown. He escaped and got in to some shenanigans.

Here he is lurking in some bushes.

Here he is waiting at the bus stop for unsuspecting victims.

Here he is attacking some poor sleeping homeless person. lol.

I caught him in the midst of attacking someone at the ATM.

Yes. This is a real intersection in Knoxville.

Quack tried to attack some people at the theatre...

...and the theatre employee!!

I don't even know what happened here.

Quack!! Get out of the damn tree!!

He found some more victims.

Ducks need to cross the road safely too.

Quack thinks he is too good to take the stairs.

Finally we wrangled him and made him come with us.

p.s. Sorry there are so many pictures. We may have gotten a little carried away.