It is time for a little bit of honesty.
I've been doing this blog thing for a while now and I haven't been completely honest with you all about something.
Specifically, my name isn't Ally. Well, it is. But it isn't.
See my real name is Allyssa June.
It's ok if you need to vomit. Seriously, it makes me want to vomit.
It is all sweet sounding and dainty. Allyssa?! Really? I am not an Allyssa. Also, what the fuck is up with 'June?' I wasn't born in June so why would you name me after a month? Although to be fair, my middle name is way better than my older sister's. (Her middle name is Leonelle. It always makes me laugh.)
My whole life every one has called me "Ally." Even when I was in trouble with my parents, I was still never called by my real name. I don't understand why they didn't just name me Ally. It would have made things a whole lot easier. Now I always get confused when people at the bank and places like that call me "Allyssa." Then, they think that I am shady because I don't know my own damn name. This only adds to their original judgement of me as a shady character what with all my tattoos and shit.
So, what is your dirty little secret?