Kind of Like Hansel and Gretel but No One Gets Eaten

My friend and coworker Andrea is pretty much one of my favorite people that has ever existed. She is the only person I know that can discuss the intricate relationship dilemmas on the Real Housewives of New Jersey/Atlanta and the best way to cook squirrel as demonstrated on Duck Dynasty. She likes all the crappy music I like and when we take over the jukebox at Urban for hours at a time we are the only 2 dancing.

Also she dressed up as Cher for Halloween this past year so she got bonus friend points.

She ran around the bar lip syncing "Turn Back Time" all night long. It was fucking amazing.

However, Andrea does this one thing that seems sweet, but is really a trick.

You see whenever Andrea decides she has been eating too much bar food and goes on a diet, she always brings me presents. And by presents I mean super delicious amazing fatty food. What makes it worse is that because she knows me so well she knows the foods I can't resist. Monday she brought me a bacon caramel and a bacon chocolate chip cookie. She says she gives me these presents to be nice, but I know it is because she is trying to fatten the rest of us up to make her look even thinner in comparison. Which is ridiculous because she is already thin and gorgeous. Don't get me wrong I enjoy delicious treats, I just am always amused when she does this.

See! She doesn't even need to be on a diet.

Do your friends do anything sneaky like this?