I don't know why, but I felt pretty white trash while purchasing my tickets.
Actually, I do know why I felt so trashy. It was because I looked like this.
What would I do if I won the lottery?
Well, first I would buy a small farm. And have a miniature barn full of miniature animals. (Horses, donkeys, sheep, goats, porcupines, etc.) Also, I would hire a vertically challenged person to be my farm hand.
Oh and then I would totally have the laser hair removal business done because shaving gets really annoying sometimes.
I'd probably buy a few kidneys on the black market because you never know when you might need a kidney.
How much would a politician cost? I'd definitely get one of those too.
I would hire a full-time magician.
I would hire someone to follow Kayla around and throw water balloons at her all the time.
Obviously, I would buy a shit ton of polar bears.
I'd pay for Mindy to cage fight Gina Carano. (Mindy's favorite female fighter)
What ridiculous purchase would you make if you won the lottery?
Hahah Boyfriend and I play this game sometimes. Maybe I should play the mega millions...
ReplyDeleteWell it didn't really work out for me.
DeleteI would buy shame. I always wanted to feel it. My priest says I should.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure you can get shame for free.
Deletewhat's that? tattoo or marker :), following you
ReplyDeleteSome people think my tattoos are stamps. I don't even understand.
DeleteYou define classy. I would buy a Mr. T chia pet.
ReplyDeleteThat seems like a solid investment.
DeleteYou're sister's a lobbyist, so you don't need to worry about buying a politician, silly.
ReplyDeleteExcellent point. That will save me a lot of money.
DeleteI would most definitely purchase as many golden retriever puppies as possible. They are my weakness. And a couple of platypuses... platypi? They always make my face go all confused. Not to mention the common misconception (that I choose to believe as true) that they're called puggles as babies. I mean, come on.
ReplyDeleteI like all of your ideas. Especially the part about platypi.
DeleteI felt ridiculous buying a lotto ticket yesterday, I didn't even really know how. The guy at the store laughed at me and I tried to play it off like I was buying it for someone else. I'm so slick.
ReplyDeleteI would like to visit your miniature farm so I can feel like a GIANT!
Ha ha. I had played the lottery for my mom a few times before so I did have an idea of what to do.
DeleteAnd that is the best part about a miniature animal farm.
i'd buy a house that i could afford the taxes on. i'd have the kitchens and bathrooms redone to my exact specifications. i'd fill the house with things that make me and awesome husband happy. i'd set up college funds for my sisters, nieces, and nephews. and pay off my loans while i'm at it ;)
ReplyDeleteYou sound like my wife. All of her stuff was very logical and exact. lol.
DeleteThat outfit is very sexy.
ReplyDeleteIf you have a farm with mini animals I think I have to come work on your mini animal farm.
Lol. Thanks.
DeleteAnd when I have my mini farm you are more than welcome to work on it.
Yes! Vertically challenged people are necessary to oversee anything you purchase. Also, you are the classiest lady I know.
ReplyDeleteI would like to think I would be super responsible with my money, but let's not pretend I wouldn't buy my own ding dong cart.
Classy indeed. If I won the lottery, I'd buy a black bra and a white wifebeater. And then I'd move to Belize. I don't know why, but my husband and I are obsessed with moving to Belize. We've never actually been, but I think the me that lives in Belize is much cooler than the me that lives in Canada.
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