You know what is a completely overrated, pointless, supposedly fun activity?
I have NEVER been able to hula hoop. Never. Ever. Ever.
I have tried over and over again. It never fucking works out.
My maternal unit could hula hoop like a boss. Also, I have huge hips. Seriously, there is a 10 inch difference between my waist and my hips. It is just embarassing. I should be a hula hoop hero.
This is me failing at hula hooping for the one billionth time.