Hula hooping.
I have NEVER been able to hula hoop. Never. Ever. Ever.
I have tried over and over again. It never fucking works out.
My maternal unit could hula hoop like a boss. Also, I have huge hips. Seriously, there is a 10 inch difference between my waist and my hips. It is just embarassing. I should be a hula hoop hero.
This is me failing at hula hooping for the one billionth time.
Awww honey... you have other skills.
ReplyDeleteI am pretty skilled at being awesome.
DeleteAdd this to the reason we are super friends. I also have amazing, child-bearing hips (which will probably never be put to use) that are incapable of hula hooping. To make it worse: my maternal parental unit is AMAZING at hula hooping. As a little girl I remember, "It's SO easy, just do this!" Well apparently her hips have more action in them than mine do. And I can't believe I just typed that. Bad images are going through my head right now. Make them stop!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! If it makes you feel better I have 8 siblings, so I know my mother was using that skill. Gross.
DeleteI used to be able to. Lost the ability as I grew up. Is that normal?!?
ReplyDeleteI never had the ability so I don't know. lol.
DeleteIt only works when I do it with my arms. It's way more fun that way.
ReplyDeleteI end up hitting myself in the head that way.
DeleteI can teach you dude. I am the hula hoop champion of Bonny Kate elementary!
ReplyDeleteWe are breaking out the hula hoop next time we are together.
DeleteI'm the best picture taker ever!
ReplyDeleteThis is an excellent action shot.
DeleteI can only hula hoop if it's one of the cheater ones that have water in them. I am pleased we have more in common...even if it's being terrible at an activity that 5 year olds have mastered.
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