Last night was a shit show.
It was the busiest night we have ever had at my bar. We were at capacity by 9 and had a line out the door and down the street the entire night.
I was at the front door selling wristbands the entire night. The bar I work at is in an area of town called the "Old City." It is basically just an intersection right off the main downtown area. There are 9 bars in and around this intersection. Every year on St. Patty's day we do a pub crawl. You buy an $8 wristband and it gets you in to all 9 bars. I have been the designated wristband seller for the past 3 years. I sell the wristbands and I put on the wristbands. I had no idea before this how fucking sensitive guys are about their arm hair. If a guy gets his arm hair pulled even the tiniest bit he basically turns into a sniveling little sissy bitch. It's pretty sad.
The night went by fairly smoothly for how busy it was.( By 'smoothly' I mean that I only got called a bitch once and no one puked in an inappropriate place) That was, of course, until the end when we called last call and stopped letting people in. A small mob of people formed outside our front door and refused to leave. I ended up having to run down the street and grab a cop to come help. Fucking white people acting like ass hats.
How was your St. Patrick's Day?
Men are just giant babies, with underwear no less dirty than diapers. I didn't choose to be straight, I was just fucked into being a breeder. So gross.
ReplyDeleteI do feel bad for straight girls. Some boys are just so ridiculous.
DeleteOh man. Sorry people are such douchebags. I stayed locked in my apartment all weekend trying to write a paper, which can be difficult when the neighbors in your backyard throw a 48hr long party.
ReplyDeleteSorry your neighbors are such douchebags.
DeleteThat sucks. People suck. I stayed inside and watched horror movies. It was amazing.
ReplyDeleteMost people do suck. At least I don't have to deal with that mess for another year.
DeleteI sat at home and drank wine with mom and mike and played mario party with mom and andrew. We had fun!
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