Sunday, March 18, 2012

Amateur Night

Last night was a shit show.

It was the busiest night we have ever had at my bar. We were at capacity by 9 and had a line out the door and down the street the entire night.

I was at the front door selling wristbands the entire night. The bar I work at is in an area of town called the "Old City." It is basically just an intersection right off the main downtown area. There are 9 bars in and around this intersection. Every year on St. Patty's day we do a pub crawl. You buy an $8 wristband and it gets you in to all 9 bars. I have been the designated wristband seller for the past 3 years.  I sell the wristbands and I put on the wristbands. I had no idea before this how fucking sensitive guys are about their arm hair.  If a guy gets his arm hair pulled even the tiniest bit he basically turns into a sniveling little sissy bitch. It's pretty sad.

The night went by fairly smoothly for how busy it was.( By 'smoothly' I mean that I only got called a bitch once and no one puked in an inappropriate place)  That was, of course, until the end when we called last call and stopped letting people in. A small mob of people formed outside our front door and refused to leave. I ended up having to run down the street and grab a cop to come help. Fucking white people acting like ass hats.

How was your St. Patrick's Day?

7 comments:

  1. Men are just giant babies, with underwear no less dirty than diapers. I didn't choose to be straight, I was just fucked into being a breeder. So gross.

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    1. I do feel bad for straight girls. Some boys are just so ridiculous.

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  2. Oh man. Sorry people are such douchebags. I stayed locked in my apartment all weekend trying to write a paper, which can be difficult when the neighbors in your backyard throw a 48hr long party.

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    1. Sorry your neighbors are such douchebags.

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  3. That sucks. People suck. I stayed inside and watched horror movies. It was amazing.

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    1. Most people do suck. At least I don't have to deal with that mess for another year.

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  4. I sat at home and drank wine with mom and mike and played mario party with mom and andrew. We had fun!

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