Look at what Mindy and I bought today!!
It is a 5 foot long double-headed wicker elephant bar.
We saw it a few months ago on an antique adventure. It was $375, but we got it on sale for $195. Isn't it the most awesome thing you have ever seen? We are going to spray paint it gold with red accents.
Where does one put a 5 foot long double-headed wicker elephant bar?
In the mutherfucking living room
So what should we name it?
p.s. We should take a moment to mourn Beauford. He was gone when Mindy and I went back to the antique store. We are going to different antique stores next Saturday so keep your fingers crossed for me.