Mindy bought him for me because she is the best wife ever. He is not allowed in the bedroom or the kitchen.
I am pretty fucking stoked about mounting him. (You really can't say that without it sounding dirty)
What pose do you guys think he should be in? Also, if you happen upon any clothing or accessories that you think he would like please let me know.
Awww what a good wife (with totally reasonable rules btw). Make him googles and a scarf? For the flying?
ReplyDeleteI like this idea. I may even put him in a miniature airplane.
Delete"Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!" Sorry, it had to be said.
ReplyDeleteMay I suggest a smoking jacket and ascot? You know, just to keep it klassy.
He is kind of a playboy so that outfit would be appropriate.
DeleteFashion a little gun and have him shooting a mouse or another squirrel.
ReplyDeleteMaybe like a squirrel Rambo?
DeleteYes! Exactly.
DeleteYou were serious!?! You are amazing.
ReplyDeleteI don't joke around when it comes to dead animals. lol
DeleteI kinda like him flat like that... but then I guess it wouldn't be as much fun as "mounting" him...
ReplyDeleteI think there should be pictures of you mounting him. Again, no good way to say that.
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