Monday, February 27, 2012

I am Never Ever Making Mindy a Pie Ever Again.

Disclaimer: Mindy really loves Pie. There isn't a single pie that she doesn't like. I'm not kidding. She loves apple pie, peach pie, chicken pot pie, moon pie, shepherd's pie, etc. etc.

Also. I love all things Magical and I genuinely believe fairies exist.

A couple of years ago Mindy and I were driving somewhere and we were speculating about what kind of stuff they had there.  I started it by saying that I hope they had doughnuts.

" Yes. I love doughnuts. I hope they have cookies too."

"White chocolate macademia nut cookies! Oh and pie."

"Yes! Maybe they will have blueberry pie"

"Oh, blueberry pie doesn't exist."

"Fairies don't exist."

And then I started crying because she had just killed a fairy. Mindy sat there laughing while tears ran down my face. I yelled at her (probably hit her in the arm. I say 'probably' because I am obviously not going to admit to any sort of spousal abuse on my blog) and made her take it back.

For the record, I wasn't even comfortable typing that sentence about fairies doing the opposite of existing.

p.s.Guess what came in the mail today?!

20 comments:

  1. Hahahha...Mindy is evil. I like it.

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  2. Hahaha, I had a friend who was a firm believer in fairies. If people claim to see bigfoot, then why should fairies not exist? P.S. If you ever do decide to make Mindy pie again, lemonade pie is phenomenal.

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    1. I am going to make that pie, but I am not going to let Mindy have any of it. I am just going to eat it myself right in front of her.

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    2. I think that is reasonable. You will get two satisfactions: the taste of an unrivaled pie (that sounds werid..) and knowing that she can't have that pie. Happy baking!

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  3. I say hide a dead fairy in her next pie. That'll teach her.

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  4. Hey. Wait a minute. I love pie. You said a delicious pie didn't exist! Damnit. And you did hit me. Hard. With all this blog gossip, you're lucky you're pretty.

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  5. Wait, there's no such thing as blueberry pie? That doesn't make sense.

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    1. Technically it does exist. I was just being funny.

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  6. They do, I swear it. I have a few pictures I took, and you would be amazed. That's all I am saying. They are real.

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  7. Oh my gosh I found something you'd love! Clue: it involves taxidermy!
    http://www.nervoussquirrel.com/badgermin.html

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  8. I'm with Quimsical Audectodes: if Bigfoot exists, so do fairies. I also agree with Ginny. Some people have to learn the hard way.

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    1. No more pie for the rest of her life. She'll learn.

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    2. Why don't you guys like me?

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    3. Oh my gosh, Mindy, I love you! Without you, I wouldn't get to hear all these awesome stories. But killing fairies isn't cool.

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  9. I hope she took it back. Because not having pie forever and ever is unthinkable in my book.

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