Thursday, January 19, 2012

An update on the declining intelligence of the human race

I bet you guys think Jason died. I haven't talked about him in a while, so that would have to be your assumption. You would never assume that maybe he had stopped doing stupid stuff because he is a complete moron who is always doing the stupidest shit.

If you have forgotten all about Jason, go here  to refresh your memory.

Jason and I have the same discussion every single time he works. I will be sitting in my office doing something super important (like writing a blog, liking stuff on faceplace, or tweeting)  and he will come in and say "Aaaaaaaaaaallyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm booooooooooooooooooored. Entertain me." I will of course say something a long the lines of "Jason, go do your fucking job." Or "Jason, you can't smoke in the office. I have told you this a million times."

I know that doesn't seem so awful, but imagine it happening every single fucking time you work. It drives me crazy.

His new favorite thing to do is walk to the mirror in the back, check himself out and say "Still looking rugged and sexy."


There he on the right, looking the complete opposite of rugged and sexy. ( smooth and frigid?)

Side note : His comment on this picture from faceplace is " representin'! not sure what though..."

Also, he just walked in the office (again!!!) and said that picture "...makes him look like the true bro he is deep down..."

18 comments:

  1. lmao yes i would agree. smooth and frigid!! ahah

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    1. Those are the only antonyms that I could come up with for "rugged and sexy" lol

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  2. Hahahaah what a doucheasaurus

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  3. He's representin something but it ain't anything good.

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    1. It definitely is not. In fact, it is terrible.

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  4. p.s. the dude on the left looks much more rugged.

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    1. That is Jason's best friend Cory. He actually is rugged and sexy. I think Jason is just jealous.

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  5. Is he confused about what the term "rugged" means?

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  6. Is that a hookah?!? His pose is almost as bad as the "girl-peace sign-pursed lip pose". And "bad" as in terrible, not badass.

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    1. Yes! My awesome sister bought as a 2 hose hookah a while back. We love it.

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    1. LOL. I completely missed that he was making duckface! Too funny

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  8. The post is a talking about technology dependent. Good post
    CD Replication

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