I bet you guys think Jason died. I haven't talked about him in a while, so that would have to be your assumption. You would never assume that maybe he had stopped doing stupid stuff because he is a complete moron who is always doing the stupidest shit.
If you have forgotten all about Jason, go here to refresh your memory.
Jason and I have the same discussion every single time he works. I will be sitting in my office doing something super important (like writing a blog, liking stuff on faceplace, or tweeting) and he will come in and say "Aaaaaaaaaaallyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I'm booooooooooooooooooored. Entertain me." I will of course say something a long the lines of "Jason, go do your fucking job." Or "Jason, you can't smoke in the office. I have told you this a million times."
I know that doesn't seem so awful, but imagine it happening every single fucking time you work. It drives me crazy.
His new favorite thing to do is walk to the mirror in the back, check himself out and say "Still looking rugged and sexy."
There he on the right, looking the complete opposite of rugged and sexy. ( smooth and frigid?)
Side note : His comment on this picture from faceplace is " representin'! not sure what though..."
Also, he just walked in the office (again!!!) and said that picture "...makes him look like the true bro he is deep down..."