Working at a bar has it's fair share of completely absurd, inappropriate moments.
This is no exception.
Saturday, I walked out onto the bar floor and noticed Jess and Denise giggling to themselves.
When I inquired as to that they were laughing about I got this story.
Apparently, there is a woman of the redneck persuasion that has started coming in recently. She orders the same shooter every single time she comes in. The first time she ordered it, she had no idea what was in it so the bartenders just made something up.
The shooter's name is ....Papaw's Touch.
Sometimes she will order a "a couple more papaw's touch."
I can't make this shit up.
The staff yesterday, had a good laugh about it. Of course, it led to an even more inappropriate conversation.
2 of the bar customers started talking in a very hillbilly voice pretending like they were old "Papaws."
"Come on and play Papaw's special game..... Get the Werther's Original..... You have to grab it with your thighs."
Grosssssssss
ReplyDeleteThat was my initial reaction to all of this.
DeleteHa ha I would not be able to control myself if someone ordered the "papaw's touch"
ReplyDeleteI would have loved to have seen their original reaction.
DeleteI can't even find that drink on the internet. She must not be much of a discerned drinker if they just made something up and she never complained.
ReplyDeleteWe serve the shot with smirnoff fluffed vodka (the marshmellow kind), creme de cacao, butterscotch schnapps, and Irish cream liqueur.
DeleteHaha, that is such an awful name for a drink. Maybe it's something her Pawpaw used to make for her when she was a kid :/
ReplyDeleteIt is definitely the worst name for a drink ever.
DeleteWowwww...hahahaha.
ReplyDeleteExactly.
DeleteToo funny. The staff sounds like good people. If "good people" means making up a drink with an inappropriate name to laugh at the crazy lady that orders it. I like them.
ReplyDeleteI like them too. Mostly because they are ridiculous and make my life way more entertaining.
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