Thursday, January 12, 2012

Branded like a cow.

I am pretty positive that Mindy has branded me. You know, like how ranchers do to mark their cattle.

I always take off all my jewelry when I shower. (Wedding rings, necklace, gauges) After the shower, I am in the bathroom fixing my hair when I notice something is wrong with my ring finger. Specifically, something is wrong at the exact location my wedding band sits.

 Evidence 1-1 (my camera phone sucks)

You can clearly see the red band around my finger. It looks like a burn.  Obviously, Mindy permanently branded me in my sleep last night. I have worn this silver band for at least 2 1/2 years and I have never had this reaction.  I think she did it because sometimes I forget to put them back on and just leave them on the bathroom counter, therefore making myself single that day. (That is how that works, right?)

The brand is only on the the top of my finger, not on the inside.

However, Mindy did surprise me with this today.


So I guess I wouldn't really mind being branded by her. However, she could have at least asked for my permission before permanently scarring me.

8 comments:

  1. Hahah a perfect book for you! Maybe you're becoming a werewolf? allergic to silver?

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  2. How rude of Mindy! You're right: she could have at least asked. This time she totally deserves the "Mindy is offensive" label. I'm super excited that you got your taxidermy book! Can I place an order for a stuffed albino chipmunk? I'll start searching for one. Hopefully by the time I find it you will be a professional taxidermist.

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  3. Yes. If you forget your wedding band, you are single for the day. Mindy is pretty sneaky, finding a way around that one. Make sure she doesn't tell my wife that trick...

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  4. Goof. I did not brand you. But it is weird that the mark looks and feels like a burn. Also, if you forget your rings, you are absolutely not single for the day.

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  5. I love her reaction to this post. Haha!! Sometimes my rings brand me, too. It's like they start melting my skin off.

    That sounded kinda gross.

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  6. I definitely support the werewolf theory. This warrants some looking into.

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  7. PS-- what is your tattoo? I've only just started following so maybe I should just read back... or maybe you could just enlighten me!

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  8. Gia-The mark is still there and I have not worn my rings since Thursday. When is the next full moon?

    L-Kat-I would be thrilled to stuff an albino chipmunk for you.

    Melissa- Mindy is extremely sneaky.

    Mindy- If you didn't brand me, then why is the mark still there?

    Karie- The mark is still there, but I should be thankful that it has not melted off.

    Lauren- Actually, I have not discussed my knuckle tattoos yet. My top knuckles say "Read More"

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