My job certainly has some faults. (i.e. cleaning up puke and other assorted nastiness, dealing with stupid drunks, coming in contact with tuberculosis). However, beyond these things, I adore my job. Not only because I technically work only 3 1/2 days a week, never have to be at work before 2 p.m., and get to sometimes, yell and curse at people who are being especially stupid, but also because of the things that come out of my coworkers' mouths.
Here are some quotes from tonight's shift.
"You are a dinosaur."
"If you don't charge, will you just come home with me tonight?"
"What if there is Aids all over the place now?"
"Poor boobs, I will kiss them and make it better"
"I've got to fix my junk" (said by a female employee)
"Why do I always look like I am jacking off two dudes when I am dancing?"
Haha!
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