A necessary letter.

Dear Trashy Neighbors,

I hate you. I hate that there are at least 17 people plus children leaving in a 1 bedroom house. I hate that you yell and cuss at your cute little kids.(Seriously, the little boy always says "Hi Neighbor" when he sees us. How can you yell at that?) I hate that one of you drives a ratty ass truck with no muffler that you insist on revving up all hours of the night. I hate that there are 7 bajillion vehicles parked in front of your house (and sometimes  mine) at all hours of the night. I hate that the trash you let fall out of your 7 vehicles (that you don't pick up of course) blows in to my yard ALL THE TIME.  I hate that at least 1 of you is ALWAYS pregnant. Stop having sex. I bet your house is filthy too. How can you have sex in that filth? Disgusting. Also, you don't have any more fucking room for children.I hate that you treat your dog like shit and leave it chained up outside all fucking winter with just a shitty dog house.

Please move. Or clean the fuck up. Or stop being so fucking shitty.

Thanks

p.s. Your front porch is not a storage space.