I am so productive.

I do not want to be at work right now. Not even one tiny little bit. Here are some of the things that I would do, just so I wouldn't have to be at work.

1. Clean Gypsy's ears. (It is repulsive how dirty basset hound's ears get. It does not help that her favorite activity is rolling around in mud.)
2. Wash the dishes (I hate doing the dishes. I especially hate it because Mindy won't let me use the dishwasher because she is punishing me for something I did in a past life)
3.Go to the eye doctor. (I freak out when stuff gets remotely near my eye. The eye doctor tried to trick me last time and than stuck something on my eye. I scolded him for lying to me)
4. Watch the Heartland Series . That was a lie. I will never watch that stupid fucking show. I would rather die.