Definition of a bitch

Fact: Jason is a little bitch.

He would not try to do a handstand push up for me. My new life goal is to be able to do one handstand push up. There was some weird competition on ESPN last night, where all these buff guys were doing weird exercises and the handstand push up was one of them. Thinking "Hey, I am fairly fit, I bet I can do 1 of those" I spent 20 minutes trying to get up into a handstand (supporting myself up with a closed door, of course). Of course, once I got up in to the handstand, I realized that I, in fact, could NOT do 1 meager little handstand push up. Thus, my new life goal was created.

Some of my other life goals are
1. To hug a trained polar bear (I saw a commercial for a hybrid car once, and the guy in the commercial hugged a trained polar bear)
2. To own a miniature donkey (and a miniature horse, and a miniature sheep, and random other mini animals. Than, once I have filled my miniature animal farm, I will hire a vertically-challenged person to be my farm boy)
3. To see Cher in Concert

This list is never ending, but that is a pretty good representation.

Anyways, back to Jason being a pathetic, whiny, little bitch. He won't try and do a handstand push up. He faked trying a.k.a he put his hands on the ground and held 1 foot up in the air. He keeps saying he is going to fall and hit his head (though I don't really see how that would do much damage at this point). I even did 1 (1 handstand that is) to show how easy it was.

This is what a little bitch looks like.