Are you alive or dead?

Have you ever been in a situation and been like "Am I alive or dead?" Than once you get into that situation you don't know how to answer. Well I do.

If you can see Bruce Willis, than you are dead.

No,  not just a picture of Bruce Willis. You actually have to see him in person. Did you get scared you were dead for a second.?

p.s. Is it obvious I am bored at work?

p.p.s Do you think I should explain my logic to my boss, but not the 'seeing him in person' part and than leave the picture as the background on the computer?