Haley the perpetrator.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Today I was violated. Ok, well I was forced to violate. Haley comes in here (in a very inappropriate outfit, by the way. I mean, seriously, she had on a denim mini skirt that was at most 4 inches long) and she is all tipsy and for some reason to get my attention she grabs my hand and puts it on her chest. Her boob to be specific. And than she keeps it there. Once I mention the awkwardness of my hand's current location she starts to move it around, forcing me to grope her. After I had yanked my hand away, she tries to do it again. I felt like I was Forrest and she was Jenny. Gross. (I am not saying that Haley is gross, I am simply stating that I never want to touch her boob ever again)