Lesson Learned

If you go through someone's phone, read their outgoing text messages, and find out that they think their cousin is cute and that they are DTF (and you share this information with your coworkers), it is than perfectly reasonable for them to yank your chair out from under you, causing you to fall on your ass. That makes you even.

On a completely unrelated note...

Earlier, Jess (featured above, obviously) yanked my chair out from under me. I don't know what would have caused her to do that.