An Introduction.

 I work at a bar in downtown Knoxville that will be referred to as Urban from here on out. Today, being a Monday, we have a pretty small staff. It is just myself (manager), Haley (bartender), Jason (kitchen), and Kristen (server). 3 out of the 4 people on staff are barely holding it together. I am obscenely  sore from a "Warrior Dash" I did this weekend. Kristen took a small fall down a flight of stairs earlier today and has quite the bump on her head to prove it. And than there is Jason. Now I love this boy more than I can explain and this is why.

Jason walks into work today looking like complete hell. As soon as he is in the door he starts breaking down boxes and telling me about his night. Being the good friend that he is, he took out our friend Dan last night to cheer Dan up.  They started the night out at Taste of Thai, and than being himself, Jason decides it is a great idea to go to the Mouse's Ear. Jason has the absolute worst ideas ever. One time he got drunk on tequila and drank milk the night before we went to ride roller coasters. So, Jason decides to to go the skankiest strip club in Knoxville on a Sunday night. Well, of course they get drunk, and they ended up bar hopping for the rest of the night.

Here is where it gets really interesting, once all the bars had closed and they were good and drunk, they ended up at a friend's place where they started wrestling and play fighting each other. Jason and Dan do this all the time. I don't understand it. Jason, Dan, and our other friend Michael are all fighting each other when Jason grabs Michael's head and slams it into Dan's face, breaking Dan's front tooth.

Now if I was Dan, I would be pretty angry at Jason, but apparently he is not.

The moral of the story is never, ever, listen to this guy's ideas.